The Octotroopers are by far the most common Octarian, but it’s okay, because it’s a face you’ll be delighted to see over and over again! I love the little lever they use to move around the little stand they move on, which as you can see, is made from recycled materials! Octotrooper shows great care for the environment. And while squids evolved into People, octopuses just evolved into Whatever The Heck They Felt Like! Enter, the Octarians! They’re tiny! They’re toony, they’re ALL a little loony, so let’s talk about all of them! Every last one!įirst and foremost, the Octotrooper, and my, what a strong entrance! Look at that wide-eyed stare! Those goofy lips! That is one Grade-A Silly Face, I’d say, and it’s all just plopped right there onto a single severed tentacle! It’s actually pretty rare that we see just single tentacles used as a design for an octopus character, and for all that’s worth, the Octotrooper absolutely delivers! It’s a tentacle, with a goofy face, and also li’l legs right there! With tiny black boots! How precious! You see, in Splatoon Lore, humanity went extinct due to rising sea levels and like, five world wars, so once we were gone, it was time for sea life to shine. …But not all is lost, as it turns out, because while they may still not look like the molluscs we know and love, it turns out, there’s another batch of molluscs that retains ALL the silliness we know and love! It’s one of the few games out there that lets you play as a mollusc… and That’s Great! You know that we here at Gonzo Mario Goons LOVE ourselves some molluscs! But it’s bittersweet, instead of just plain old sweet, because you spend MOST of the time just looking like a human anyway! It’s very excellent that these humanoids are technically molluscs, of course, and they have enamored millions worldwide, but let’s face it! Molluscs can and SHOULD be much sillier than that! I mean, seriously! Splatoon is almost bittersweet, in a sense.
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